Date:	Mon, 18 Dec 1995 14:18:35 -1000
From:	squadfwk@aol.com (Squad FWK)
Message-Id: <4b50cr$nai@newsbf02.news.aol.com>
Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364)
Subject: Re: Silent Auction - NOT

For Auction (Loud)

1 Flying Walenda's Negative wind 7 line kite. Framed in onobtanium (thanks
Wind Winz), with a -.456oz. sail. Designed by Albert Einstein and Ron
Popeil. 

45 different had cut panels, each hand sewn by blind, deaf and mute monks
located on the west side of the sierra mountains (somewhere around Lake
Tahoe). 

Flown to the world champoinships of kite self impalement in 1994 by Pat
McGroin.

First individual to e-mail to everyone on the net the first brand of dog
food my bird can name wins it.

Call today for more details.

1-800-findaclu

P.S. - Don't even think that this is an advertisement, or I will send the
45th street gardian saviors and roving handball team over to stamp on your
tulips.

I fart in your general direction.

J.P. Snotnoggin


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