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Contents
- abw:
Personal things about me you never wanted to know.
- Fave Links: links to other pages of interest.
Also...
- Guestbook:
Sign the guestbook, read other people's entries or check out the
Guestbook Code if you're into
that sort of thing.
- Gallery:
Miscellaneous pictures of this and that. They say a picture speaks a
thousand words. These don't.
- PGP:
My PGP Key.
Andy Wardley - abw
- Who is this "Andy Wardley"?
- Where did he come from?
- What does the 'b' stand for?
- What are these tales spoken of his valour in the 'Winky Wars'?
- ...and who cares?
All this and more will be skillfully side-stepped leaving you bereft of any
interesting detail and stuffed only with mindless trivia.
Andy Wardley: In a Nut's Hell |
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Fave Links
Where be you going from here? Might I suggest...
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Hacking:
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